Dear Phone…It’s a New Year

Dear Phone, Happy New Year! It's now 2020, and it's a time for a fresh start. A fresh coat of paint on life and everything that makes it up. In the iconic words of Gabrielle Montez and Troy Bolton, "This could be the start of something new." And believe me, phone, it feels so right …

Dear Phone…I’m back and frustrated

Dear Phone, It’s been a while since we last had a chat. I’m sorry about that. There’s only so much that we can talk about before it sounds repetitive or sounding like I’m always bitching. So here we are. I’m honestly here because I need to vent. That’s pretty much what I feel like I …

Dear Phone…Am I’m trying too hard when it comes to Dating?

Dear Phone, It's been awhile. Sorry for not talking to you for a while. I've been going through some stuff and I just needed some time to think and process things. It's nothing too serious but it was just me in my head. Anyways, I read an article online and it made me take a …

Dear Phone…I have a hard time showing feelings

Dear Phone, So I thought it was time for another one of our deep talks. You're a very good listener and I need someone to listen because it just dawned on me that sometimes, I don't handle emotions like a normal person probably should. It's kind of like I'm so good at not showing certain …

Dear phone…why is everyone obsessed with people’s sex life?

Dear Phone, I missed you...okay, that's a lie because you've been with me everyday. It's not like I'm obsessed with you but at the same time, I rely on you for pretty much everything. Without you, I would be rather lost and confused. I would also be off the grid, which isn't a bad thing. …

Dear Phone…I hate dating even more

Dear Phone, We've talked about this before but recently, I'm even more pissed off with it. I fucking hate dating in 2018. I hate it so much that if it wasn't for the simple fact that I'm over being alone, I would give up forever. Okay, so I wouldn't give up but rather just stop …

Dear Phone…let’s talk about love and boys

Dear Phone, I thought it was time that we had a little kiki. What is a kiki you are probably asking yourself? I'll give you a moment to google it because obviously I have taught you nothing in this relationship. Did you google it? If so then you would have seen that a kiki is a …

Dear Phone…college was when I grew as person

Dear Phone, Today is an extremely raining day. Like, it's pouring literally cats and dogs outside. It's a bloody watery mess outside. Because it's a rainy massacre, I thought it was a perfect day for a story time. Oh, I'm sorry if you didn't find my joke in the beginning funny. I was trying hard to …

Dear Phone…here is what I’m feeling

Dear Phone, This is one of those conversations where I need to verbalize what I am feeling because today is one of those days that I'm just feeling depressed. I'm just not feeling myself and I'm in just in one of those moods. These are literally what is going through my head as I'm sitting …

Dear Phone…I’ve been depressed lately

Dear Phone, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Between my anxiety getting the better of me and being busy, I haven't been able to make time to just relax and have some me time. I've been trying to just have time to enjoy life but here's the thing: I don't want to do …

Dear Phone…Here’s why Britney Spears is my idol

Dear Phone, I thought it would be a good idea to lighten the mood a little bit. The last couple of conversations have been extremely deep and not so much happy. This one should be a little happier. We are going to talk about how Britney Jean Spears is my idol. Before we get into …

Dear Phone…let’s talk about bullying in middle school

Dear Phone, Howdy again! Don't worry, I'm never going to say howdy ever again. I was really just testing out the word to see if it worked for me and it didn't. Anyways, it's like 4 am and it's hotter than balls here. I'm unable to sleep. Since it feels like I'm in hell, I …

Dear Phone…why aren’t we compassionate like our pets?

Dear Phone, Get ready because you might think I'm crazy. So recently one of my pets has gone missing. You probably couldn't tell because I've been pretty much keeping it bottled in. To keep a long story short, our indoor cat was let outside because "he wanted to go outside." It's been two weeks since …

Dear Phone…my high school experience that made me not trust people

Dear Phone, It's been a while. Sorry, that I've been neglecting you. It wasn't intentional. I started a new job and I've been trying to adjust my schedule to my new one. Because I started my new job, it's like the first day of a new school. You need to get adjusted to these new …

Dear Phone…Dating in 2018 is the worst

Dear Phone, So it has come to my attention, or I just noticed, that I've been using a lot of dating apps lately as I attempt to take control of my life and get someone to enjoy life with. You are probably judging me pretty hardcore. I would be judging hardcore if I was you. …

Dear Phone…Let’s talk about my anxiety

Dear Phone, I hope all if well with you. Since we are going there with all this relationship, I thought I would share demon from the closet....and no, it wasn't that closet. We are going to talk about my dealing with anxiety. I have a slight issue with anxiety. I tend to over worry about everything. …

Dear Phone….lucky for you, I have all these body issues

Dear Phone, I thought it was time to talk to someone about the body issues that I have acquired over the years. Lucky for you, you are the person that I have decided to share some of this baggage with. Buckle up, because this is probably going to be a lot. Yes, guys can have …

Dear Phone….wish people would actually listen to me

Dear Phone, Have you ever just felt like no one was listening to you when you talk? You probably felt like this all the time...especially when it comes to notifications about your needs. I'm sorry if I was ever that way to you. I feel like as soon as I bring something up whether it's …

Dear Phone…apologizing doesn’t fix everything

Dear Phone, It's me again but you probably already knew this. I'm really the only person that talks to you. Anyways, it's time for storytime. It's time to talk about something that really pisses me off. I need to get this off my chest because this has happened way too many times. So as you …

Dear Phone….welcome to my life

Dear Phone, Hello. It's me. No, it's not Adele. If I was Adele, I definitely wouldn't be talking to my phone right now. It's just me, your friendly neighborhood blogger looking for another creative outlet to release the frustrations of life. Also, to spill the tea. Lots, and lots of tea. If you don't understand …

Dear Phone…A letter to my past self

Dear Phone, If you weren't aware, today is National Coming Out Day. It's a day to celebrate being you and being accepted. Because of this, I thought I would share with you a letter that I wrote to my past self. Spoiler: this is going to get really sappy and emotional so get ready. Here's …